tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52816109001308789602011-07-08T06:37:21.632-04:00HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comBlogger5151100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-58401118392060842542010-03-30T15:07:00.003-04:002010-03-31T14:49:29.499-04:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Tem horas que a vida nos força a parar certas coisas que gostamos e a estabeler prioridades que compensarão no futuro (assim espero). </span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S7JMOHDXkiI/AAAAAAAABR4/KbZUS7h5VZM/s1600/fechado-para-balanco.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 395px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S7JMOHDXkiI/AAAAAAAABR4/KbZUS7h5VZM/s400/fechado-para-balanco.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454505903994147362" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Feliz 2010 a todos e até a próxima oportunidade em que <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KJ7RXXW8Nc"target="_blank">eu</a> possa tocar esse blog da mesma forma como <a href="http://letras.terra.com.br/lynyrd-skynyrd/23830/#traducao"target="_blank">vinha</a> fazendo há alguns meses. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-5840111839206084254?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-16841271558448649452010-03-16T14:29:00.003-04:002010-03-16T14:37:31.842-04:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">O fim (de CG) está próximo?</span><br /><br />*clique para ampliar<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S5_OXQV2piI/AAAAAAAABRs/QX_1P-k6sKk/s1600-h/obelisco.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 255px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S5_OXQV2piI/AAAAAAAABRs/QX_1P-k6sKk/s400/obelisco.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449300973060531746" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Graças ao corneteiro</span> <a href="http://digaleano.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Diogo Galeano</a>, que vai ganhar mais espaço por aqui também...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PS: O HUMORena...</span>Praticamente um <a href="http://humorena.blogspot.com/2010/01/buracao.html"target="_blank">Nostradamus</a>...<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-1684127155844864945?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-25557192195532721822010-03-13T19:12:00.005-04:002010-03-13T19:23:09.797-04:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">A partir de hoje,</span> começaremos uma <span style="font-weight: bold;">nova etapa do "Versões Musicais".</span> Agora serão <span style="font-weight: bold;">musicas 'abrasileiradas'</span>, transformadas do idioma da <span style="font-weight: bold;">Terra do Tio Sam</span> para nosso <span style="font-weight: bold;">bom português</span>...ou não!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Começamos</span> com a música <span style="font-weight: bold;">Star Man</span>, que aqui virou...<span style="font-weight: bold;">O Astronauta de Mármore</span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Original</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/muMcWMKPEWQ&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/muMcWMKPEWQ&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Versão</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uHaCnJSMOhg&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uHaCnJSMOhg&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Participem! Sugestões para humorena@yahoo.com.br</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-2555719219553272182?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-60609151404717535472010-03-12T19:24:00.000-04:002010-03-13T19:33:54.544-04:00<a href="http://midiamax.com/view.php?mat_id=709958" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sem critério: escola pública cobra R$ 1,00 de crianças e exibe ‘Crepúsculo’</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S5wgWNmwyqI/AAAAAAAABRk/dtM6Wd4rWOg/s1600-h/robert-pattinson-shirtless.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 311px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S5wgWNmwyqI/AAAAAAAABRk/dtM6Wd4rWOg/s400/robert-pattinson-shirtless.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448265215192910498" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sem critério nenhum mesmo!!! </span>Deixar de passar Madagascar pra exibir um filme de <a href="http://ego.globo.com/Gente/Noticias/0,,MUL1491349-9798,00-ROBERT+PATTINSON+BRINCA+SOBRE+FAMA+DE+GALA+SOU+ALERGICO+A+VAGINAS.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">um vampiro que não gosta de voar pro lado da mulherada</span></a> e ainda <span style="font-weight: bold;">cobrar um real </span>da criançada? <span style="font-weight: bold;">Faça-me o favor...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PS:</span> Molecada tem que ver mais Rambo, Exterminador do Futuro...essas coisinhas 'de leve' ae...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6060915140471753547?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-41037749545027644842010-03-11T18:52:00.006-04:002010-03-11T19:11:19.739-04:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Da série "Posts quase proféticos"<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S5l4WYsxDSI/AAAAAAAABRc/0iDXfG6krWM/s1600-h/naviraesantos.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 286px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S5l4WYsxDSI/AAAAAAAABRc/0iDXfG6krWM/s400/naviraesantos.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447517550263995682" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Não entendeu?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Clique</span> <a href="http://globoesporte.globo.com/Esportes/Noticias/Times/Santos/0,,MUL1525763-9874,00-SANTOS+NAO+MARCAVA+DEZ+GOLS+EM+UM+UNICO+JOGO+HA+ANOS.html"target="_blank">aqui</a>, <a href="http://humorena.blogspot.com/2010/02/bolao.html"target="_blank">aqui</a>, e <a href="http://humorena.blogspot.com/2010/02/mifu.html"target="_blank">aqui</a>.<br />E não é que o Naviraiense <span style="font-weight: bold;">quase aprontou uma 'surpresa'</span> por lá. Mais dois golzinhos e <span style="font-weight: bold;">iria ser a maior goleada da história</span> na Copa do Brasil, <span style="font-weight: bold;">isolada!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PS: </span>Mesmo assim, parabéns ao time de MS. É levantar a cabeça e, literalmente, bola pra frente.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-4103774954502764484?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-28740293250352405182010-03-09T16:37:00.002-04:002010-03-09T16:43:46.587-04:00<a href="http://www.campogrande.news.com.br/canais/view/?canal=7&amp;id=285062" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Naviraiense treina e está definido para jogo amanhã</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S5ayT0y0cFI/AAAAAAAABRM/4EgOCW2aoss/s1600-h/santos+naviraiense+-700x525.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S5ayT0y0cFI/AAAAAAAABRM/4EgOCW2aoss/s400/santos+naviraiense+-700x525.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446736853010247762" border="0" /></a>***<br />Eaí? <span style="font-weight: bold;">Será que alguém arrisca um palpite?</span> <a href="http://humorena.blogspot.com/2010/02/bolao.html"target="_blank">No primeiro jogo</a> <span style="font-weight: bold;">eu não me dei muito bem</span> na <span style="font-weight: bold;">cornetagem...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-2874029325035240518?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-71572375006873573642010-03-09T14:35:00.001-04:002010-03-09T14:47:52.714-04:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Da série "Baseado em fatos reais"</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S5aQW0Ct40I/AAAAAAAABRE/_Cu0WLb0bSs/s1600-h/cachorro_musculoso.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 276px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S5aQW0Ct40I/AAAAAAAABRE/_Cu0WLb0bSs/s400/cachorro_musculoso.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5446699520952755010" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Em um dia qualquer, no busão...</span><br /><br />- Menina do céu, <span style="font-weight: bold;">não vence dar comida</span> praqueles <span style="font-weight: bold;">cachorros</span> não. Eles <span style="font-weight: bold;">comem 6 sacos de 1 kg </span>de ração <span style="font-weight: bold;">por mês!</span><br /><br />- Meu Deus!... <span style="font-weight: bold;">Então... q</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">uanto eles comem por mês?!<br /><br />***<br />Seriam seis quilos, <a href="http://www.chavesdel8.com/imagens-da-secao-de-videos/chespirito-pt-br-fotosdosepisodios/Chaves-AuladeHistria_0001.jpg" target="_blank">professor</a>?<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-7157237500687357364?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-78651636781128343852010-03-09T14:21:00.008-04:002010-03-09T14:43:03.219-04:00Sei que <span style="font-weight: bold;">os posts estão atrasados pra cacilda!</span> Desde a última sexta-feira de fevereiro eu não coloco nada, incluindo o 'quadro' de um <a href="http://rascunhosdorapha.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">certo cidadão</a> na quinta-feira. Tem um <span style="font-weight: bold;">motivo</span>. Na verdade,<span style="font-weight: bold;"> vários</span>. Resumindo, <span style="font-weight: bold;">decidi fechar este humilde blog por um ano, </span>para depois <span style="font-weight: bold;">voltar a criar</span> algo em que eu pudesse trabalhar com tempo de sobra pra pensar em <span style="font-weight: bold;">um humor mais inteligente.</span> Realmente <span style="font-weight: bold;">estou sem tempo,</span> envolvido com os trabalhos e artigo de pós graduação para entrega fim do ano. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Fui incentivado a continuar,</span> mas ainda <span style="font-weight: bold;">não estou convencido</span> totalmente da ideia. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Então, desculpem se as piadas de 2010 estão e continuarem sendo conduzidas aos trancos e barrancos, conforme minha disposição pra isso aqui. Abaixo, o quadro com alguns dias de atraso...</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www2.camara.gov.br/proposicoes/loadFrame.html?link=http://www.camara.gov.br/internet/sileg/prop_lista.asp?fMode=1&amp;btnPesquisar=OK&amp;Ano=2007&amp;Numero=2670&amp;sigla=PL" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Projeto de Lei</span></a> em tramitação na Câmara dos Deputados institui o <span style="font-weight: bold;">Dia do Pescador Amador.</span><br />Na minha opinião, <span style="font-weight: bold;">esse talento</span> deveria ser <span style="font-weight: bold;">reconhecido muiiiito antes!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bela iniciativa...</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BypumQ8kzXg&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BypumQ8kzXg&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hoje em dia tem dia </span>pra <span style="font-weight: bold;">tudo</span> mesmo...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-7865163678112834385?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-67960125652032362882010-02-26T18:18:00.004-04:002010-02-26T18:23:40.458-04:00<a href="http://www.midiamax.com/view.php?mat_id=708522" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Genro leva sogra à delegacia e é ameaçado de morte em Corumbá</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S4hI_-15hFI/AAAAAAAABQ8/CA0ogzGSU0w/s1600-h/dia-da-sogra1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 273px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S4hI_-15hFI/AAAAAAAABQ8/CA0ogzGSU0w/s400/dia-da-sogra1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442680413715268690" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Isso me fez lembrar uma piada:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">O cara chega com uma senhora</span> toda <span style="font-weight: bold;">ensanguentada </span>na <span style="font-weight: bold;">delegacia.</span> O delegado, assustado, diz:<br />- Meu Deus!<span style="font-weight: bold;"> O que houve?</span><br />- <span style="font-weight: bold;">Eu </span>estava com <span style="font-weight: bold;">minha sogra</span> e, de repente, <span style="font-weight: bold;">dois caras </span>chegaram e <span style="font-weight: bold;">começaram a bater nela.</span><br />- E <span style="font-weight: bold;">você não ajudou?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">- Eu não, três contra um já era covardia...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6796012565203236288?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-48346566899773290952010-02-26T18:08:00.002-04:002010-02-26T18:13:33.616-04:00<a href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Mundo/0,,MUL1506656-5602,00-MENINO+DE+ANOS+VARADO+POR+BARRA+DE+FERRO+DE+UM+METRO+SOBREVIVE+NA+INDIA.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Menino de 12 anos varado por barra de ferro de um metro sobrevive na Índia</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S4hGuxKkk5I/AAAAAAAABQ0/UGcEbzx9W6s/s1600-h/0,,36844272-FMM,00.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 285px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S4hGuxKkk5I/AAAAAAAABQ0/UGcEbzx9W6s/s400/0,,36844272-FMM,00.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442677918962848658" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">O médico</span> Hemanshi Shah, chefe da cirurgia pediátrica do hospital <span style="font-weight: bold;">disse que esse tipo de acidente é comum em adultos</span>, mas que é a primeira vez que ele viu acontecer com uma criança.<br /><br />***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Adultos, cuidado com a Índia!</span> A qualquer momento <span style="font-weight: bold;">um 'ferro' pode te atravessar...Ui!</span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-4834656689977329095?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-10039150006781708772010-02-25T14:30:00.001-04:002010-02-25T15:32:32.942-04:00Um <a href="http://www.camara.gov.br/sileg/Prop_Detalhe.asp?id=310702" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Projeto de Lei</span></a> em tramitação na Câmara dos Deputados <span style="font-weight: bold;">obriga as aeronaves</span> a portarem equipamentos de<span style="font-weight: bold;"> primeiros socorros.</span> O <span style="font-weight: bold;">objetivo </span>é facilitar o <span style="font-weight: bold;">atendimento às vítimas</span> em casos de <span style="font-weight: bold;">atropelamentos aéreos!</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qa1bsstZl50&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qa1bsstZl50&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Vai saber né...<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">*</span></span><span><span style="font-size:85%;">Por </span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Raphael Gomes, </span></span><span><span style="font-size:85%;">do blog </span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://rascunhosdorapha.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size:85%;">Rascunhos do Rapha</span></a>.<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-1003915000678170877?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-59010447330260704542010-02-25T14:29:00.006-04:002010-02-25T14:40:49.701-04:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Contrariando as expectativas</span> (pelos menos as minhas e de uma 'porrada de gente'), o <span style="font-weight: bold;">Naviraiense</span> aguentou a pressão e <span style="font-weight: bold;">conseguiu</span> garantir o <span style="font-weight: bold;">segundo jogo</span> pela Copa do Brasil, desta vez <span style="font-weight: bold;">na Vila Belmiro, </span><span>em Santos-SP.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Parabéns aos atletas sul-</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">mato-grossenses!</span> Aproveitem a <span style="font-weight: bold;">praia</span> e, quem sabe, aprontem uma <span style="font-weight: bold;">surpresa por lá...</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S4bC6LoUUZI/AAAAAAAABQs/iujSWY9Yuuk/s1600-h/0,,36781363-EX,00.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S4bC6LoUUZI/AAAAAAAABQs/iujSWY9Yuuk/s400/0,,36781363-EX,00.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5442251504533918098" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pelo menos</span>, eu <span style="font-weight: bold;">reconheço</span> meu <span style="font-weight: bold;">"chute" errado sem<a href="http://globoesporte.globo.com/Esportes/Noticias/Times/Santos/0,,MUL1504599-9874,00.html" target="_blank"> dar desculpas</a>!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-5901044733026070454?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-17703204500827509502010-02-24T06:16:00.001-04:002010-02-24T06:16:00.652-04:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Hoje, previsão de 'tempo feio' para o time 'da casa' no Morenão...</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S4Q3yLeydAI/AAAAAAAABQc/hvahNQy2XGU/s1600-h/naviraesantos.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 286px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S4Q3yLeydAI/AAAAAAAABQc/hvahNQy2XGU/s400/naviraesantos.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441535584985314306" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Depois não digam que eu não avisei...<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">OBS: </span></span><span><span style="font-size:85%;">Não concorda? Mande seu palpite no humorena@yahoo.com.br</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-1770320450082750950?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-25916736810859094882010-02-23T15:57:00.002-04:002010-02-23T16:02:01.791-04:00<a href="http://www.campogrande.news.com.br/canais/view/redirecionar.php?canal=40&amp;id=283375" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chico Anysio abre Festival do Riso em Campo Grande</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S4Qzb2MiGSI/AAAAAAAABQM/5Ky5fRT1kpM/s1600-h/chico.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S4Qzb2MiGSI/AAAAAAAABQM/5Ky5fRT1kpM/s400/chico.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441530803267967266" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Com entradas a 'cenhão', quem tiver um salário como o Chico mostra na foto nem passa perto do espetáculo...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-2591673681085909488?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-39859818631964871162010-02-23T15:50:00.003-04:002010-02-23T15:54:43.919-04:00<a href="http://www.midiamax.com/view.php?mat_id=708196" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Livro de adolescente com palavrões vira didático e gera polêmica</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S4Qx78XkUoI/AAAAAAAABQE/UUBidoZDSZc/s1600-h/livro.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 249px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S4Qx78XkUoI/AAAAAAAABQE/UUBidoZDSZc/s400/livro.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441529155657421442" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">P%$#ta que o pariu! Essa p*&amp;%rra aí vai dar bXYZ*sta...Escuta o que eu to falando, f$#@deu!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-3985981863196487116?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-65897382443474666362010-02-22T16:59:00.003-04:002010-02-22T17:12:15.627-04:00<a href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/0,,MUL1500470-6091,00-AGENCIA+DE+VIAGENS+TCHECA+OFERECE+PASSEIOS+PARA+BICHOS+DE+PELUCIA.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Agência de viagens tcheca oferece passeios para bichos de pelúcia</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S4Lwio0MwFI/AAAAAAAABP8/hOFLpJFGN5c/s1600-h/0,,36670013-FMM,00.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 410px; height: 285px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S4Lwio0MwFI/AAAAAAAABP8/hOFLpJFGN5c/s400/0,,36670013-FMM,00.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441175777679556690" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Qual o melhor comentário sobre a notícia acima?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">a)</span> Não sei quem é mais doido; o cidadão que teve a ideia ou o ser humano que aderiu a ela.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">b)</span> Deve ser o primeiro investimento do Dicésar ou do Serginho caso eles ganhem R$ 1,5 milhão no BBB.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">c)</span> Os primeiros a testarem os pacotes de viagem foram a vaca da mãe, o burro do pai, a galinha da filha e o cavalo do irmão desta 'mente brilhante' que inventou isso tudo.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">d) </span>Drogas pesadas, Amelie Poulin, doendes de jardim. Apenas palavras soltas, bastante conhecidas pelo idealizador desta 'parada' aí...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">e) </span>Se mandarem os bichos pro Rio, não sobra nem o rabo da girafa pra contar história!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6589738244347466636?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-12344765746456568132010-02-19T06:36:00.001-03:002010-02-19T06:36:00.562-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Hoje, no "Versões Musicais", um clássico do Rock...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Original - Love Hurts</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">- Roy Orbison </span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1ICnk-gWx8A&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1ICnk-gWx8A&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Versão - Love Hurts - Nazareth</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L2BjJbKQkgc&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L2BjJbKQkgc&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-1234476574645656813?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-25983992479678997942010-02-18T14:40:00.005-03:002010-02-18T14:55:17.517-03:00<meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; 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mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Feriado é tão sagrado no Brasil que existe Projeto de Lei pra assegurar as comemorações.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Tramita na Câmara dos Deputados o <a href="http://www.camara.gov.br/sileg/Prop_Detalhe.asp?id=148614" target="_blank"><b style="">PL 2.756/2003</b></a>. O projeto institui a <b style=""><i style="">antecipação</i> </b>dos feriados para as segundas-feiras, com <b style=""><i style="">exceção</i></b> dos dias 1° de Janeiro (Confraternização Universal), <b style=""><i style="">Carnaval</i></b>, Sexta-Feira Santa, 7 de Setembro (Independência) e 25 de dezembro (Natal).</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1_ZPQmV00w4&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1_ZPQmV00w4&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; 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mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"><span style=";font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Voto é o que não vai faltar nas próximas eleições!</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; font-family: arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">PS:</span> Não esqueçam de conferir mais em <a href="http://rascunhosdorapha.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rascunhos do Rapha</span></a>!</span> <br /><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10pt;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-2598399247967899794?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-36804556971344213702010-02-17T15:35:00.008-03:002010-02-17T15:43:36.392-03:00<a href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Brasil/0,,MUL1493828-5598,00-CORPO+DO+ATOR+ARNAUD+RODRIGUES+E+VELADO+NO+TOCANTINS.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Morre compositor e humorista Arnaud Rodrigues</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3w3lplt4WI/AAAAAAAABP0/5NfJsnS6Aog/s1600-h/totonho.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3w3lplt4WI/AAAAAAAABP0/5NfJsnS6Aog/s400/totonho.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439283569915453794" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Depois da Velha Surda e do Golias (Uuhaaalá!), mais um que se vai da 'Praça', que já foi um dos melhores programas humorísticos do Brasil.<br />Fica aqui uma homenagem </span><span>a este</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> artista </span><span>que já arrancou </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">muitas risadas </span><span>do público.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />PS: A qualidade de imagem do vídeo não é das melhores, mas vale a pena. </span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SHsE04CjrNg&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SHsE04CjrNg&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-3680455697134421370?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-11203392131710872162010-02-17T15:28:00.003-03:002010-02-17T15:31:25.083-03:00<a href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Mundo/0,,MUL1493736-5602,00-MEDICOS+SAO+ACUSADOS+DE+DEIXAR+ESPATULA+DE+CM+NO+ABDOME+DE+PACIENTE+TCHECA.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Médicos esquecem objeto de 30cm em paciente tcheca</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3w1qjGCPPI/AAAAAAAABPs/nxVwxCqPgkM/s1600-h/0,,36428292,00.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 285px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3w1qjGCPPI/AAAAAAAABPs/nxVwxCqPgkM/s400/0,,36428292,00.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439281455048047858" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Antes esquecer um objeto de 30cm na </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">paciente </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">tcheca do que na tcheca da paciente, não é verdade?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-1120339213171087216?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-67355594432182916912010-02-16T15:25:00.002-03:002010-02-17T15:27:59.045-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Famoso Estagiário!</span> Seja no jornalismo, na TI, ou em qualquer setor da empresa, <span style="font-weight: bold;">sempre aprontando alguma...</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3w1C0dpvNI/AAAAAAAABPc/xfyb6FS-sZI/s1600-h/teste+de+hora.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 313px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3w1C0dpvNI/AAAAAAAABPc/xfyb6FS-sZI/s400/teste+de+hora.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439280772515740882" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3w1HLWSV5I/AAAAAAAABPk/0y5Y2JD1nZQ/s1600-h/teste+de+hora+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 303px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3w1HLWSV5I/AAAAAAAABPk/0y5Y2JD1nZQ/s400/teste+de+hora+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439280847378339730" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6735559443218291691?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-13708192359746724422010-02-15T14:57:00.002-03:002010-02-15T15:04:46.982-03:00Pois bem. <span style="font-weight: bold;">O tema agora</span> não é carnaval, e sim, <span style="font-weight: bold;">aniversário.</span> Não sei o porquê disso, maaassss... <span style="font-weight: bold;">um certo cara aí</span> que tem um<span style="font-weight: bold;"> <a href="http://humorena.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">blog de humor</a></span> completa <span style="font-weight: bold;">23 anos e 12 meses de idade hoje...Dia de festa!</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1dX2p0MmRUU&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1dX2p0MmRUU&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Para aqueles</span> que estão com um <span style="font-weight: bold;">certo tempo</span> sobrando, e curtem um<span style="font-weight: bold;"> humor escrachado</span>...eu recomendo <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHGEO3GAPVM" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">um vídeo do Hermes e Renato</span></a> sobre <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Aniversário de criança". Muito bom!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-1370819235974672442?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-47875298386376336572010-02-12T14:33:00.003-03:002010-02-12T14:38:47.594-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Já que é carnaval... voltamos com o "Versões Musicais"... Aproveitem todos a folia!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Original - Eva - </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rádio Táxi </span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nO5WTc1Z7k0&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nO5WTc1Z7k0&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Versão - Eva</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">- Banda Eva</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z2Q9UKlQux4&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z2Q9UKlQux4&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-4787529838637633657?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-78776184389308207492010-02-12T14:15:00.006-03:002010-02-12T14:41:26.805-03:00<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://midiamax.com/view.php?mat_id=707101" target="_blank">Reservas em hotéis já estão esgotadas em Fátima do Sul</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3WNldqGptI/AAAAAAAABO8/SyTjfLpSb00/s1600-h/fatima_do_sul.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 159px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3WNldqGptI/AAAAAAAABO8/SyTjfLpSb00/s400/fatima_do_sul.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437407799875643090" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br />A minha <span style="font-weight: bold;">piada pronta </span>era:<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />"Os dois hotéis </span>da cidade já <span style="font-weight: bold;">estão lotados?".<br />Errei.</span> De acordo com a matéria,<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>são três... </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-7877618438930820749?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-62616562471031818282010-02-12T13:45:00.004-03:002010-02-12T14:48:26.631-03:00<a href="http://globoesporte.globo.com/Esportes/Noticias/Times/Sao_Paulo/0,,MUL1487368-9875,00-ALEM+DE+FERNANDAO+SAO+PAULO+VAI+ATRAS+DE+UM+LATERALESQUERDO+PARA+FECHAR+ELE.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Além de Fernandão, São Paulo vai atrás de um lateral-esquerdo para fechar elenco</span></a><br /><br />***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">E dizem que só tão esperando a liberação dele...</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3WUTeBiDgI/AAAAAAAABPE/DEqH2bIyihk/s1600-h/refor%C3%A7aoSP.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 341px; height: 354px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3WUTeBiDgI/AAAAAAAABPE/DEqH2bIyihk/s400/refor%C3%A7aoSP.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437415187317657090" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Não entendeu? Clique <a href="http://colunas.globoesporte.com/files/89/2010/01/sergiosaopaulino.jpg" target="_blank">aqui</a>.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6261656247103181828?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-7003872662404110962010-02-11T09:30:00.004-03:002010-02-12T14:02:50.254-03:00<meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CTRA%7E1%5CCONFIG%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:hyphenationzone>21</w:HyphenationZone> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:70.85pt 3.0cm 70.85pt 3.0cm; mso-header-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style><!--[if gte mso 10]> <style> /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Tabela normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language:#0400; mso-fareast-language:#0400; mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family:Arial;">Mais um artigo da Capital Federal...</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family:Arial;">*** <br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family:Arial;">Lecionar é uma das atividades mais nobres. Ainda bem que existe o <b style="">reconhecimento</b>.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family:Arial;">Tramita na Câmara dos Deputados o <a href="http://www2.camara.gov.br/internet/proposicoes" target="_blank">Projeto de Lei nº 4800/2009</a>. O projeto institui o <i style="">Dia Nacional do Professor de Dança</i>.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Fiquei sabendo</span> que, <span style="font-weight: bold;">depois disso aí embaixo</span>, os relatores estão pensando bem antes de <span style="font-weight: bold;">votar contra</span> o projeto...</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fdqVxmant9A&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fdqVxmant9A&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">***</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;" >*Raphael Gomes é jornalista, trabalha com Direitos Humanos, mas gosta de bloggar e insiste em querer ser ator e compositor. <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://rascunhosdorapha.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Rascunhos do Rapha</a> </span><span style=";font-family:verdana;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-size:85%;">é o blog da 'creança'.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;"> <br /><span style="font-family:Arial;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-700387266240411096?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-62690519398057033722010-02-10T10:12:00.004-03:002010-02-10T10:18:10.542-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Comentário do dia:</span> Fui obrigado a <span style="font-weight: bold;">ouvir um jornalista</span> de um certo <span style="font-weight: bold;">canal esportivo dizer</span> ontem <span style="font-weight: bold;">numa matéria</span> que, <span style="font-weight: bold;">em uma corrida de ski, quem ultrapassar a linha de chegada é o vencedor. </span>O que será que o <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fT-Zq5r6Izg/Sc2G2pO2AEI/AAAAAAAAAdk/p2pV4hLvl9U/s320/saraiva.jpg" target="_blank">Saraiva</a> diria em relação a isso?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3Kxb-OnW2I/AAAAAAAABOs/baVVDXi8ZEc/s1600-h/biathlon-3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3Kxb-OnW2I/AAAAAAAABOs/baVVDXi8ZEc/s400/biathlon-3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436602794308492130" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6269051939805703372?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-30433344849734355032010-02-09T00:05:00.000-03:002010-02-09T00:05:00.155-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Às vezes, os jornais online de Campo Grande nos surpreendem ao casarem texto e imagem.</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3DDNv5XEzI/AAAAAAAABOk/GpaTbBKSWbQ/s1600-h/coletacelulas.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 405px; height: 184px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3DDNv5XEzI/AAAAAAAABOk/GpaTbBKSWbQ/s400/coletacelulas.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5436059391198958386" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Imaginem como é a coleta de...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">deixa pra lá!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-3043334484973435503?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-66780520743821140842010-02-08T12:04:00.004-03:002010-02-08T12:08:49.498-03:00<a href="http://www.campogrande.news.com.br/canais/view/?canal=8&amp;id=281694" target="_blank&quot;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bolivianos lotam ônibus para tentar emprego no Brasil</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3Aoli97toI/AAAAAAAABOc/b5lAx9zfXpA/s1600-h/etcheverry.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 180px; height: 180px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S3Aoli97toI/AAAAAAAABOc/b5lAx9zfXpA/s400/etcheverry.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435889375743030914" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Os caras nunca mais foram pra Copa, pra algum lugar tem que ir né?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6678052074382114084?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-59404017891111853382010-02-04T08:56:00.001-03:002010-02-05T09:17:28.878-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Seguinte pessoal. </span>Resolvi abrir espaço <span style="font-weight: bold;">todas as quintas</span> para um amigo meu aqui no blog, que escreverá...bem, escreverá o necessário para alguém rir, beleza? <br />Esta é a <span style="font-weight: bold;">primeira</span> quinta que <span style="font-weight: bold;">ele pinta</span> na área<span style="font-weight: bold;"> (como eu pinto). </span> <br /> <br /><span style=";font-family:arial;font-size:100%;" >*** <br /></span><meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; 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mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">É bom saber que votamos certo.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Que nossos representantes são honestos, éticos e, acima de tudo, trabalham direito. Não que este seja o caso dos políticos brasileiros [sem generalizações, que geralmente são mesquinhas].</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Trabalhar tão perto dos Poderes me fez entender por que ainda continuamos sendo [no gerúndio mesmo] um país <st1:personname productid="em desenvolvimento. Come￧o" st="on">em desenvolvimento. Começo</st1:personname> a perceber por que esse “desenvolvimento” nunca corresponde às nossas expectativas.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Resolvi dividir com vocês as pérolas, as medidas [projetos de lei, propostas de emenda à Constituição...] que tramitam no Congresso Nacional [algumas, inclusive, em regime de urgência!!!].</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Pra isso, o meu amigo Navarros resolveu abrir um espaço [ui!] todas as quintas-feiras aqui no HUMORena. Espero saber aproveitar bem esse espaço que o Navarros está me dando! [“Dando” também no gerúndio...!]</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"> <br /></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Olhem só: tramita na Câmara dos Deputados o <a href="http://www2.camara.gov.br/proposicoes/loadFrame.html?link=http://www.camara.gov.br/internet/sileg/prop_lista.asp?fMode=1&amp;btnPesquisar=OK&amp;Ano=2007&amp;Numero=1180&amp;sigla=PL" target="blank">Projeto de Lei (PL) 1180/2007</a>, que “Dispõe sobre a política nacional de incentivo à cultura do bambu e dá outras providências”. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:100%;">Fontes seguras me disseram que tem gente que não gostou do Projeto...</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" face="arial" style="text-align: justify;"> <br /></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; 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mso-bidi-language:#0400;} </style> <![endif]--><span style=";font-family:Verdana;font-size:10pt;" ><o:p></o:p></span> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-5940401789111185338?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-512958625415545282010-02-02T11:27:00.003-03:002010-02-02T11:30:36.628-03:00<a href="http://www.midiamax.com/view.php?mat_id=705895" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tumulto, congestionamento e satisfação marcam embarque na nova rodoviária</span></a><br /><br />***<br />*clique nas imagens para ampliar<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S2g25j9PC3I/AAAAAAAABOU/I5yQo42s2fE/s1600-h/andrenelsinho03.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S2g25j9PC3I/AAAAAAAABOU/I5yQo42s2fE/s400/andrenelsinho03.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433653312955026290" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S2g2tldbY9I/AAAAAAAABOE/CKp7wGNVUqg/s1600-h/andrenelsinho01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S2g2tldbY9I/AAAAAAAABOE/CKp7wGNVUqg/s400/andrenelsinho01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433653107200058322" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S2g201AoJfI/AAAAAAAABOM/dInAbtpUs3g/s1600-h/andrenelsinho02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S2g201AoJfI/AAAAAAAABOM/dInAbtpUs3g/s400/andrenelsinho02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5433653231633311218" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-51295862541554528?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-42870606477616234342010-01-30T16:00:00.005-03:002010-01-30T16:06:25.811-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Da série "Campanhas que não vemos por aí"</span><br /><br />*clique para ampliar<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S2SCGHzdGWI/AAAAAAAABN8/Jp_-qNKxkvk/s1600-h/anaufolia.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 239px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S2SCGHzdGWI/AAAAAAAABN8/Jp_-qNKxkvk/s400/anaufolia.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432610092201351522" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"É com 'u' pessoal! Com 'uuuuuu', pow!"</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-4287060647761623434?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-17105441568089804942010-01-28T11:16:00.005-03:002010-01-28T11:20:23.856-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Às vezes, as notícias do meio rural podem estar relacionadas à realidade cotidiana...</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S2Gcd_2TW8I/AAAAAAAABN0/YzAFloDj0L0/s1600-h/traseirocasado.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 409px; height: 84px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S2Gcd_2TW8I/AAAAAAAABN0/YzAFloDj0L0/s400/traseirocasado.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431794664754863042" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Quando era solteiro tava em pézinho...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-1710544156808980494?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-43351819303931147652010-01-26T10:44:00.007-03:002010-01-26T11:00:04.776-03:00Há pouco menos de um mês,<span style="font-weight: bold;"> o HUMORena trouxe aos corneteiros, as <a href="http://humorena.blogspot.com/2009/12/corumbalela.html" target="_blank">verdades inubitáveis sobre Corumbá</a>. </span>Na ocasião, <span style="font-weight: bold;">foi lançado um desafio</span> para que vocês<span style="font-weight: bold;"> leitores mandassem outras verdades</span> sobre<span style="font-weight: bold;"> qualquer cidade sul-mato-grossense. O corneteiro Franz colaborou e nos mostrou alguns fatos sobre Campo Grande...<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S17zOtLUZBI/AAAAAAAABNs/z-d3vwKLzUQ/s1600-h/Campo+Grande.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 409px; height: 264px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S17zOtLUZBI/AAAAAAAABNs/z-d3vwKLzUQ/s400/Campo+Grande.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431045634626184210" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">1 -</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Campo Grande é o único local </span>do mundo em que, mesmo <span style="font-weight: bold;">numa rua de mão única</span>, você deve <span style="font-weight: bold;">olhar para os dois lados</span> antes de atravessá-la, pois sempre (e eu digo <span style="font-weight: bold;">SEMPRE) tem um "gênio" andando na contramão...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2 -</span> Coisas que você sempre <span style="font-weight: bold;">encontra a cada esquina </span>em Campo Grande: <span style="font-weight: bold;">farmácia </span>(minimercado?), <span style="font-weight: bold;">supermercado, Correios e orelhão. Nesta rigorosa ordem.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3 -</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Se você tem pressa ao circular em algum espaço público, esqueça.</span> Curta a paisagem, pois sempre... SEMPRE haverá um <span style="font-weight: bold;">ajuntamento de gente obstruindo a circulação</span> dos passantes. Isso se chama <span style="font-weight: bold;">"síndrome do quintal de casa": o sujeito ou sujeitos se sentem tão à vontade em qualquer lugar que o tomam como sendo o quintal da própria casa. </span>Daí que se faz o ajuntamento, pois fofoc... ops, conversar com o vizinho por cima da cerca ou muro é natural...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4 -</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Coisas que um campo-grandense sempre ouve: </span>"Ah, no <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mato Grosso</span>, né?"; "Tem onça e índio por lá, né?"; "Nossa, já tem celular e internet lá?"; "nossa... aqui em cuiabá é quente, né?"...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5 -</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Respostas que um campo-grandense (já p$%üto) costuma dar a esses absurdos: </span>"Do SUL, p*#$rra! Mato Grosso do SUL... Essa m#$%rda já foi dividida tem mais de 30 anos... volta pra escola e reaprende geografia, cretino!"; "tem onça e índio sim,<span style="font-weight: bold;"> pra teu pai e tua mãe verem: teu pai leva a 'pintada' </span>e tua mãe senta na piroga do índio...."; "já tem celular e internet sim... senão, como é que a v@#$%adia da sua irmã ia marcar as orgias dela por aqui e ligar pra farmácia pra renovar o estoque de KY?"; "Aqui em <span style="font-weight: bold;">CAMPO GRANDE</span> costuma ser quente... <span style="font-weight: bold;">Já em Cuiabá, eu não sei, </span>por que esse lugar está a mais de mil kms daqui. Coisa que você saberia se não tivesse fugido da escola..."<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">6 -</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Quando chove </span>no Piauí, Roraima, nos outros 26 estados, na Venezuela, Honduras, (ou num dos <span style="font-weight: bold;">mais de 180 países signatários da ONU</span>), os <span style="font-weight: bold;">semáforos do centro de Campo Grande param de funcionar</span> instantaneamente, ficando só com a luz amarela intermitente...<br /><br />***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eaí, gostaram? Mande também sua 'cornetagem' em humorena@yahoo.com.br.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-4335181930393114765?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-62093486899139411522010-01-26T10:10:00.002-03:002010-01-26T10:17:29.562-03:00<a href="http://globoesporte.globo.com/Esportes/Noticias/Futebol/0,,MUL1462928-9842,00-MUITOS+QUILOS+E+ANOS+DEPOIS+SUECO+VOLTA+A+ROUBAR+A+CENA+NO+ESTADIO+DA+LUZ.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Quilos de sueco que foi à Copa de 90 roubam a cena em amistoso</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S17qiXdBLbI/AAAAAAAABNk/QutV8StifmM/s1600-h/magnusson1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 407px; height: 266px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S17qiXdBLbI/AAAAAAAABNk/QutV8StifmM/s400/magnusson1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431036076787576242" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Grandes coisas...</span><br />Os <span style="font-weight: bold;">quilos de um brasileiro</span> que foi à <span style="font-weight: bold;">Copa de 2006</span> já roubaram a cena em <a href="http://corintianos.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/ronaldo-corinthians-gol.jpg"target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">jogo valendo</span></a> campeonato!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6209348689913941152?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-81458444528294979012010-01-22T10:55:00.001-03:002010-01-22T10:56:32.173-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Da série "Universitiras"</span>.<br /><br />*clique para ampliar<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S1mudCAXBZI/AAAAAAAABNc/ifHIps71TfY/s1600-h/Paraguaio.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 172px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S1mudCAXBZI/AAAAAAAABNc/ifHIps71TfY/s400/Paraguaio.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429562639549662610" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-8145844452829497901?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-43079167511157889892010-01-21T10:40:00.001-03:002010-01-21T10:41:27.137-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Cuidado com o uso de artefatos que podem ser fatais...</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dqpMSbS3I38&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dqpMSbS3I38&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Literalmente, 'uma arma'!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-4307916751115788989?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-5850237647623482862010-01-19T09:48:00.004-03:002010-01-19T10:10:23.785-03:00<a href="http://www.midiamax.com/view.php?mat_id=678313" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Homem bebe cerveja e se nega a pagar a conta em Aquidauana</span><br /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Policiais militares de </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >serviço da Cavalaria</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> foram acionados via COPOM. Depois de consumir </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >04 (quatro) cervejas</span><span style="font-size:85%;">, ao ser cobrado pelo proprietário o valor da dívida, o cliente negou-se a pagar e ainda o ameaçou dizendo ser "bandido e estar armado".</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />*foto meramente ilustrativa</span><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S1Wt6wNw0HI/AAAAAAAABNU/aTn8KnEHixg/s1600-h/bar.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S1Wt6wNw0HI/AAAAAAAABNU/aTn8KnEHixg/s400/bar.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5428436150751645810" border="0" /></a>***<br />Tá certo. A polícia chega à cavalo para prender um cara que se negou a pagar quatro cervejas no bar...<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2014 tá aí! É Aquidauana no treinamento de segurança pra Copa do Mundo!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-585023764762348286?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-76825261638290645992010-01-15T14:43:00.001-03:002010-01-15T14:44:24.243-03:00Pessoal, semana de mudança de lar. Então, já viu né? A partir de semana que vem tudo se reestabelece...assim espero! Abraço e bom fim de semana a todos.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-7682526163829064599?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-35538380471419137332010-01-11T16:58:00.001-03:002010-01-11T16:58:36.450-03:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MqFkLvSoGto&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MqFkLvSoGto&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-3553838047141913733?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-26437747001775239522010-01-07T00:01:00.000-03:002010-01-06T23:29:27.421-03:00*clique para ampliar<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S0VGwmBjkzI/AAAAAAAABNM/4HLMedbTPns/s1600-h/camelosdeserto.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 281px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S0VGwmBjkzI/AAAAAAAABNM/4HLMedbTPns/s400/camelosdeserto.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423819126892368690" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-2643774700177523952?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-67526779660893412632010-01-06T23:13:00.003-03:002010-01-06T23:16:11.989-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Da série "Baseado em fatos reais"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Em uma feira de quarta</span><br /><br />"Aoooww, <span style="font-weight: bold;">rapadura é </span>mole <span style="font-weight: bold;">mas não é</span> dura<span style="font-weight: bold;"> não!"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">???</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6752677966089341263?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-80056325706981837212010-01-06T20:40:00.003-03:002010-01-06T20:43:51.697-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Das séries "Como sacanear um engenheiro" e "Metereologia de um fanfarrão"<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S0Uf4CkM-4I/AAAAAAAABNE/PAfoX5vzgJ8/s1600-h/buracoceara.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 405px; height: 207px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S0Uf4CkM-4I/AAAAAAAABNE/PAfoX5vzgJ8/s400/buracoceara.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423776373859482498" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Não entendeu? Clique</span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://midiamax.com/view.php?mat_id=676352" target="_blank"> aqui</a><span style="font-weight: bold;">.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-8005632570698183721?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-55137597601437088402010-01-04T18:49:00.007-03:002010-01-04T19:27:24.658-03:00<a href="http://globoesporte.globo.com/Esportes/Noticias/Times/Corinthians/0,,MUL1433875-9862,00-ROBERTO+CARLOS+CHEGA+AO+CORINTHIANS+EU+VIM+PARA+CA+PARA+GANHAR+A+LIBERTADOR.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Roberto Carlos chega ao Corinthians: 'Eu vim para cá para ganhar a Libertadores'</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S0JlTaoo-SI/AAAAAAAABM8/bJfiWULCRYs/s1600-h/roberto-carlos.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S0JlTaoo-SI/AAAAAAAABM8/bJfiWULCRYs/s400/roberto-carlos.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423008285549197602" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Promessa é dívida</span> hein, garotinho! <span style="font-weight: bold;">Será que agora vai pela primeira vez</span>, corinthianos? Sei não...<br /><br />"Toda essa multidão tem no peito amor e procura a paz. E<span style="font-weight: bold;"> apesar de tudo a esperança não se desfaz</span>."<br /><br />(<span style="font-weight: bold;">Jesus Cristo </span>- Roberto Carlos / Erasmo Carlos)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >*Dedicado aos gambás </span><span style="font-size:85%;">Alex Nunes, André Bandera, Bruno Arce, Erick Lascalla.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-5513759760143708840?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-24914957414448636042010-01-04T06:46:00.000-03:002010-01-04T06:46:00.402-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Ao procurar um novo lar na cidade Morena, olhem o que encontrei...</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S0FHlRjfVFI/AAAAAAAABMU/fvkngENglco/s1600-h/Imagem0312.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S0FHlRjfVFI/AAAAAAAABMU/fvkngENglco/s400/Imagem0312.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5422694132023776338" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sim, é um Dachshund ('cofap') com cor de Beagle. Até no mundo animal os opostos se atraem...Só não precisava ser tãaooo diferente assim!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-2491495741444863604?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-74594600500688389382010-01-04T06:10:00.001-03:002010-01-05T16:10:20.986-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Andando por Campo Grande, no final do ano, me deparei com uma oportunidade única...</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S0FHAZcGNrI/AAAAAAAABMM/01p6_f8m7kY/s1600-h/Imagem0308.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S0FHAZcGNrI/AAAAAAAABMM/01p6_f8m7kY/s400/Imagem0308.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5422693498485094066" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">E eu não ganhei, acredita?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-7459460050068838938?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-43796941932441712062010-01-03T23:05:00.003-03:002010-01-03T23:22:23.063-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Alguém aí sabe o melô do Tarumã?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"Cheiro de <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q_rCAW60nA" target="_blank">pneu</a> queimado, carburador furado..."</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S0FPHTKUp3I/AAAAAAAABMk/Pv9NfAja14U/s1600-h/pneu.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 402px; height: 270px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S0FPHTKUp3I/AAAAAAAABMk/Pv9NfAja14U/s400/pneu.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5422702413152036722" border="0" /></a>***<br />Não entendeu? Clique<span style="font-weight: bold;"> <a href="http://www.campogrande.news.com.br/canais/view/?canal=8&id=278030" target="_blank">aqui</a></span>.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-4379694193244171206?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-72683823678732201092010-01-03T22:48:00.004-03:002010-01-03T22:54:13.694-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">A Sociedade Educacional JULIANO Varela não contava com esse pequeno erro de um dos maiores jornais de MS. Mas, valeu a intenção da notícia publicada ainda em 2009...</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S0FJ4k29EBI/AAAAAAAABMc/E8MQ1y-7b4o/s1600-h/Imagem0303.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/S0FJ4k29EBI/AAAAAAAABMc/E8MQ1y-7b4o/s400/Imagem0303.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5422696662646460434" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-7268382367873220109?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-64047605585577554782009-12-31T11:28:00.001-03:002009-12-31T11:30:32.079-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Pra todos que seguem o blog, um Feliz Ano Novo. Aproveitem as férias, viagens, praias ou seja lá o que forem fazer...</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xgv4yMxui0E&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xgv4yMxui0E&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6404760558557755478?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-68571636005752197372009-12-29T07:00:00.002-03:002009-12-29T07:58:49.407-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SzlUnDJqt6I/AAAAAAAABME/cvfssSROYfY/s1600-h/Corumb%C3%A1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420456656354588578" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 266px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SzlUnDJqt6I/AAAAAAAABME/cvfssSROYfY/s400/Corumb%C3%A1.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Após visitar a família, os amigos, e reviver as origens, decidi criar essas "Verdades indubitáveis sobre Corumbá":</span><br /><br />- A <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Terra gira</span> em torno do <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Sol</span>. <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Corumbá o abraça</span> a cada minuto.<br /><br />- <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">1 elefante incomoda muita gente.</span> <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">4 trilhões de mosquitos</span> e mutucas <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">corumbaenses</span> incomodam muito mais.<br /><br />-<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> "Deus. Criador do Céu, da Terra e...de Corumbá".</span><br /><br />- <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">O 'coisa ruim' se negou a morar em Corumbá</span> por alegar ser um lugar <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">muito 'abafado'</span>. Ele foi mandado então ao<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> inferno para tomar 'um ventinho'.</span><br /><br />- Fontes indicam que <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">a ilha de Lost</span> na verdade <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">está</span> do outro lado do Rio Paraguai, <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">em frente ao Porto Geral de Corumbá.</span><br /><br />- <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Godzilla</span> é mau. <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Chupa-cabra</span> é lenda. O<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> Baratão de Corumbá, meu amigo, não perdoa.</span><br /><br />- <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Não tente levar roupa</span> para se arrumar no<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> banheiro</span>. Você estará <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">suado </span>poucos segundos após <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">sair do banho</span>.<br /><br />- <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Corumbaense fala mau de Corumbá para outros corumbaenses. </span>Mas, se você não é um cidadão da Cidade Branca, <span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">não se arrisque a 'queimar'</span> a cidade natal dele, porque de Puerto Quijarro ela vira uma Londres em pouco tempo, se é que me entendem....<br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">***</span><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Se você tem fatos concretos sobre sua cidade, seja Campo Grande ou alguma 'metrópole' escondida em algum canto sul-mato-grossense, mande para o humorena@yahoo.com.br</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6857163600575219737?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-51975822238970099932009-12-28T21:27:00.005-03:002009-12-28T21:40:58.756-03:00<a href="http://www.campogrande.news.com.br/canais/view/?canal=8&amp;id=277569" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Prefeitura teme que erosão avance ainda mais na Ceará</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SzlO0hcUS4I/AAAAAAAABL0/SNizhbOUtGQ/s1600-h/buracoceara.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 405px; height: 263px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SzlO0hcUS4I/AAAAAAAABL0/SNizhbOUtGQ/s400/buracoceara.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420450290754407298" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Emos da praça de alimentação, não chorem! </span>O buraco não vai engolir o shopping, fiquem tranquilos...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-5197582223897009993?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-45940795633203905362009-12-28T21:23:00.004-03:002009-12-28T21:27:36.551-03:00<a href="http://www.midiamax.com/view.php?mat_id=675577" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Corumbá repete amanhã rituais de lavagem da escadaria</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SzlMoq6tSWI/AAAAAAAABLs/gOxwIK5jwGU/s1600-h/escadariacorumba.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 405px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SzlMoq6tSWI/AAAAAAAABLs/gOxwIK5jwGU/s400/escadariacorumba.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420447888116107618" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tá precisando mesmo. Geral que passa por lá dá uma mijadinha...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-4594079563320390536?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-6385939839518765622009-12-28T21:13:00.002-03:002009-12-28T21:19:55.983-03:00<a href="http://midiamax.com/view.php?mat_id=675350" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Próximo ano terá 16 feriados em dias úteis na Capital</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SzlKo8rmKTI/AAAAAAAABLk/ixGH1p12HM4/s1600-h/sextafera.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 410px; height: 284px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SzlKo8rmKTI/AAAAAAAABLk/ixGH1p12HM4/s400/sextafera.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420445693861308722" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sexta eu não trabalho, e no outro dia é sábado, ou seja, nada de serviço também. Vou comer bastante, beber também...<br />Realmente, a tabela não está errada. Sexta féra, féra demais!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-638593983951876562?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-74520114785582269782009-12-28T20:53:00.003-03:002010-01-03T23:32:14.563-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Entender de jornalismo é uma coisa bem diferente de entender de carros...</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SzlIFUv0VcI/AAAAAAAABLc/6fo1XbY6OYo/s1600-h/corcel.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 407px; height: 355px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SzlIFUv0VcI/AAAAAAAABLc/6fo1XbY6OYo/s400/corcel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5420442882822919618" border="0" /></a><br /><br />***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">NOTA:</span> Me explica isso aí de chegou a permanecer e fugiu? Ela chegou, ficou, ou se foi? Como é que é?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-7452011478558226978?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-52244822707607146842009-12-25T13:45:00.002-03:002009-12-25T13:52:37.803-03:00Estou passando o<span style="font-weight: bold;"> fim de semana de Natal</span> com minha <span style="font-weight: bold;">família</span> em <span style="font-weight: bold;">Corumbá-MS</span>, a cidade em que cada dia que passa parece que <span style="font-weight: bold;">o Sol se aproxima mais dela</span>. Esse tal de efeito não existe, aqui é a <span style="font-weight: bold;">própria estufa!</span> As <span style="font-weight: bold;">postagens voltam</span> ao normal na <span style="font-weight: bold;">próxima semana.</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Feliz Natal a todos...</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SzTtvmsU83I/AAAAAAAABLU/UImG7JAEXJY/s1600-h/sol.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SzTtvmsU83I/AAAAAAAABLU/UImG7JAEXJY/s400/sol.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5419217653729653618" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-5224482270760714684?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-80647544226378356402009-12-19T19:08:00.003-03:002009-12-25T13:45:36.087-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Quando deu um temporal em CG, algum cidadão com o mesmo nome que eu enviou o vídeo de um tornado se formando no céu da Capital. Só pra esclarecer, não fui eu que filmei muito menos enviei essa joça!</span><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QYIOKT21Vr8&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QYIOKT21Vr8&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***<br />Sem mais...<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-8064754422637835640?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-42559750132716454672009-12-17T17:24:00.005-03:002009-12-17T17:32:58.853-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Aos amantes do Pantanal e de outros ecossistemas, uma visão geral "importante"...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cEMxWG_yWGw&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cEMxWG_yWGw&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***<br />Da série "Ups! Falei m..."</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-4255975013271645467?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-57096033762498057982009-12-15T17:10:00.002-03:002009-12-15T17:14:34.202-03:00<a href="http://www.campogrande.news.com.br/canais/view/?canal=5&amp;id=276424" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Puccinelli entra de férias dia 2 e viajará para a praia</span></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">E o...?</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/StAcliKV38Y&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/StAcliKV38Y&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-5709603376249805798?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-8833457243255680562009-12-14T00:33:00.000-03:002009-12-14T00:33:00.645-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Da série "Concordância que vá pro quiabo!"</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyWIMAh-unI/AAAAAAAABLM/axhA82JejW8/s1600-h/elei%C3%A7%C3%B5es.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 97px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyWIMAh-unI/AAAAAAAABLM/axhA82JejW8/s400/elei%C3%A7%C3%B5es.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5414883866865220210" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-883345724325568056?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-1981900337210430202009-12-11T15:51:00.007-03:002009-12-11T16:08:11.208-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Uma zapeada por diferentes gerações...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Original - Don't Let Me Down - The Beatles</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-O7PnvVgQvA&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-O7PnvVgQvA&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Versão - Don't Let Me Down - Matchbox Twenty</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mw-GfMXsLHw&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mw-GfMXsLHw&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Versão - Don't Let Me Down - Stereophonics</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cT9nPg82_hM&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cT9nPg82_hM&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-198190033721043020?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-48436153278407174542009-12-11T14:27:00.004-03:002009-12-11T14:31:38.896-03:00<a href="http://www.campogrande.news.com.br/canais/view/?canal=7&amp;id=276050"target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Morenão tem os laudos para o Estadual, diz responsável</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyKBT2U44DI/AAAAAAAABLE/8nFZAyXTy5E/s1600-h/mumuDaMangueira.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 237px; height: 295px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyKBT2U44DI/AAAAAAAABLE/8nFZAyXTy5E/s400/mumuDaMangueira.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5414031880053383218" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Então acha o cara! Bóra, vâmo, agiliza!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-4843615327840717454?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-48852663258865741622009-12-11T14:19:00.001-03:002009-12-11T14:22:11.484-03:00<a href="http://msnoticias.com.br/?p=ler&amp;id=29596" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Brad Pitt vai passar Réveillon em Bonito, diz Estadão</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyJ_br9y7rI/AAAAAAAABK8/ijhtft_G0Ss/s1600-h/benjamin3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 407px; height: 297px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyJ_br9y7rI/AAAAAAAABK8/ijhtft_G0Ss/s400/benjamin3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5414029815687868082" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">E a Angelina, vai pra onde, hein, hein?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-4885266325886574162?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-53856360847941693672009-12-11T07:10:00.000-03:002009-12-11T07:10:00.242-03:00<strong><a href="http://www.campogrande.news.com.br/canais/view/?canal=5&amp;id=275976" target="_blank">“Xixi” poderá ser 1º prefeito de Paraíso das Águas</a></strong><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyGh08c9JyI/AAAAAAAABK0/Y12aT8KmPB8/s1600-h/xixipiscina.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413786158028891938" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 413px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 225px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyGh08c9JyI/AAAAAAAABK0/Y12aT8KmPB8/s400/xixipiscina.jpg" border="0" /></a><strong>***<br />Só não pode mijar na piscina...</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-5385636084794169367?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-85856274439794838532009-12-11T07:00:00.001-03:002009-12-11T07:00:00.891-03:00<strong><a href="http://www.midiamax.com/view.php?mat_id=668777" target="_blank">Ano de 2010 pode ser o mais quente da história, diz Instituto</a></strong><br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyGbRuFSNUI/AAAAAAAABKc/IvVbWKzBF3A/s1600-h/calorbebe.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413778955806324034" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 412px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyGbRuFSNUI/AAAAAAAABKc/IvVbWKzBF3A/s400/calorbebe.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong>***</strong><br /><strong>Maaaiiiiiiisssss?????!!!<br /></strong><br /><strong>PS:</strong> <span style="font-size:85%;">Habitantes de Corumbá...saiam todos enquanto há tempo!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-8585627443979483853?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-80488503001250065742009-12-11T06:59:00.001-03:002009-12-11T06:59:00.163-03:00<strong><a href="http://msnoticias.com.br/?p=ler&amp;id=29515" target="_blank">Ballet mostra “profissões” no Glauce nesta sexta e sábado</a></strong><br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyGeCWfl0SI/AAAAAAAABKk/D6geUtXiXJU/s1600-h/bailarina.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413781990311055650" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 410px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyGeCWfl0SI/AAAAAAAABKk/D6geUtXiXJU/s400/bailarina.jpg" border="0" /></a> <strong>***<br />Como assim "profissões"? Cuidado com a classificação disso aí, hein!</strong><br /><br /><strong>OBS:</strong> Só vai dar cientista da computação...<br />(piada pronta em homenagem àqueles que me ajudam a divulgar essa bagaça aqui!)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-8048850300125006574?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-20023309985983769632009-12-11T06:56:00.001-03:002009-12-11T06:56:00.678-03:00<strong>Enquanto isso na segunda maior cidade do Estado...</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyGamutB68I/AAAAAAAABKU/cE8eT3zVU_o/s1600-h/vacabarrosa.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413778217238653890" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 414px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 178px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyGamutB68I/AAAAAAAABKU/cE8eT3zVU_o/s400/vacabarrosa.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><strong>10/12/2009 18:05<br /></strong><a href="http://midiamax.com/view.php?mat_id=668764" target="_blank"><strong>Vaca Barrosa é "ressuscitada" em protesto contra a corrupção em Dourados</strong> </a><br /><br /><strong>10/12/2009 19:25</strong><br /><a href="http://midiamax.com/view.php?mat_id=668772" target="_blank"><strong>Roberto Jefferson participa de encontro em Dourados</strong></a><br /><br /><strong>***<br />Apenas duas notícias soltas, sem ligação. Só para entreter... </strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-2002330998598376963?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-81840825845236705322009-12-10T17:21:00.008-03:002009-12-10T17:34:13.901-03:00<a href="http://www.marcoeusebio.com.br/?a=ver&amp;id=2918&amp;coluna=" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Beira-Mar fará prova do Enem em MS</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyFY0UTUxvI/AAAAAAAABKE/k6qex4cvzbw/s1600-h/beira-mar.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 367px; height: 338px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyFY0UTUxvI/AAAAAAAABKE/k6qex4cvzbw/s400/beira-mar.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413705882902251250" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Responda rápido. Qual o melhor comentário sobre a notícia acima?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">a)</span> Só não vale reclamar que a prova tava uma droga.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">b)</span> "Chuto 'A' de arma, 'B' de bomba, ou 'C' de cocaína?".<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">c)</span> 'Enem' eu quero tá perto do local de prova...<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">d) </span>Será que ele vai poder levar o gabarito pra casa?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">e)</span> "Manhê! To levando lápis, borracha, caneta e metralhadora."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-8184082584523670532?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-68080115762728192142009-12-10T14:37:00.006-03:002009-12-10T14:51:37.661-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Hoje é o 'Dia do Palhaço'. Parabéns para todos vocês que acompanham o blog!</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyEx7D-AR0I/AAAAAAAABJ8/wMFWKoz-mmk/s1600-h/palha%C3%A7ogozo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 403px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SyEx7D-AR0I/AAAAAAAABJ8/wMFWKoz-mmk/s400/palha%C3%A7ogozo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413663117823461186" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Ah, você não gosta ou tem medo de palhaço? Não tem problema, clique <a href="http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6555/it1lw8.jpg" target="_blank">aqui</a>.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">*Dedicado ao meu amigo </span></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Paundi, que 'adora' palhaços e por causa dessa vai ficar um bom tempo sem visualizar o blog! Pelo menos até esse post sumir da primeira página...<span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" ><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6808011576272819214?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-67069010689644626012009-12-10T06:52:00.000-03:002009-12-10T06:52:00.764-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Das séries "Realmente, Papai Noel não existe!", "Nicolau nos tempos modernos" e "Como desmistificar o bom velhinho"</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l5GElnHRD9M&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l5GElnHRD9M&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"Esse é o Papai Noel. Esse é o...(5 seg) Papai Nooeel!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">OBS:</span> Não sei que estava mais empolgado; o Titio Noel ou a criançada!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6706901068964462601?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-76793925986523848342009-12-09T15:32:00.006-03:002009-12-09T15:40:30.616-03:00<a href="http://www.msnoticias.com.br/?p=ler&amp;id=29392" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Cães treinados devem reforçar segurança em presídios de MS</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sx_ug3m5hlI/AAAAAAAABJ0/YMxJdA0gPvw/s1600-h/k9cao.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 405px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sx_ug3m5hlI/AAAAAAAABJ0/YMxJdA0gPvw/s400/k9cao.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413307525572953682" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Só não pode se deixar corromper por uns biscoitinhos..</span>.<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >PS:</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> Se alguém escapar é só verificar o tranquilizante no pedaço de carne!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-7679392598652384834?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-30671455499467760582009-12-09T15:26:00.002-03:002009-12-09T15:28:20.656-03:00<a href="http://www.midiamax.com/view.php?mat_id=668583" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Corumbaense profissionaliza departamento de futebol</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sx_sFDmsYPI/AAAAAAAABJs/KCQOffDOux0/s1600-h/corumbaense.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 407px; height: 256px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sx_sFDmsYPI/AAAAAAAABJs/KCQOffDOux0/s400/corumbaense.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413304848733724914" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Te cuida Flamengo!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-3067145549946776058?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-3650553777835742862009-12-08T15:32:00.002-03:002009-12-08T15:36:47.066-03:00<a href="http://www.campogrande.news.com.br/canais/view/?canal=8&amp;id=275556" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jovens conseguem escapar de atentado em Corumbá</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sx6cTUve1-I/AAAAAAAABJk/p1lfKKfxOXQ/s1600-h/disparada.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 69px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sx6cTUve1-I/AAAAAAAABJk/p1lfKKfxOXQ/s400/disparada.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412935657945225186" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Atirou dois tiros de revólver...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">*Dica do corneteiro</span> Franz</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-365055377783574286?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-10446721036181603322009-12-07T18:36:00.003-03:002009-12-07T19:57:34.102-03:00<a href="http://www.campogrande.news.com.br/canais/view/?canal=40&amp;id=275585" target="_blank"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">MV Bill faz palestra em Campo Grande nesta 2ª feira</span></a><br /><br />***<br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Será que vai ter uma palinha?</span><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e6YqdGEfWpI&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e6YqdGEfWpI&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-1044672103618160332?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-9082954679915188652009-12-07T18:28:00.003-03:002009-12-07T18:33:53.306-03:00<a href="http://www.campogrande.news.com.br/canais/view/?canal=40&amp;id=275597" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bandas fazem tributo a John Lennon na praça do Rádio</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sx10FQpMAXI/AAAAAAAABJc/ZhEKHngN8RA/s1600-h/lennon.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 303px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sx10FQpMAXI/AAAAAAAABJc/ZhEKHngN8RA/s400/lennon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412609960885092722" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Se o som for ruim, tem perigo de rolar um tributo a </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Chapman" target="_blank">Mark David Chapman</a><span style="font-weight: bold;">?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-908295467991518865?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-70766754933380054242009-12-07T18:22:00.003-03:002009-12-07T18:26:13.836-03:00<a href="http://www.campogrande.news.com.br/canais/view/?canal=8&amp;id=275612" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Assaltante de centro de depilação tem 17 mandados</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sx1yJFDrnlI/AAAAAAAABJU/4Q17PbODAo8/s1600-h/traficanteviado.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sx1yJFDrnlI/AAAAAAAABJU/4Q17PbODAo8/s400/traficanteviado.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412607827471212114" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Entre eles, tráfico de batons, furto de maquiagem, atentado violento ao pudor, e calúnia, por xingar uma tia na rua de 'mocréia'. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-7076675493338005424?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-3705315527469088542009-12-04T17:07:00.006-03:002009-12-09T17:00:39.247-03:00<a href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/PlanetaBizarro/0,,MUL1403663-6091,00-AUSTRALIANO+E+PICADO+DUAS+VEZES+PELA+MESMA+COBRA.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Australiano é picado duas vezes pela mesma cobra</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxltYpE-AAI/AAAAAAAABJM/3lw3apvdIfE/s1600-h/cobraustralia.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 325px; height: 199px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxltYpE-AAI/AAAAAAAABJM/3lw3apvdIfE/s400/cobraustralia.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411476697373343746" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">E pela cara dele vai ser picado a terceira, quarta...vigésima vez, por essa e outras cobras!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">OBS:</span> Guarde bem este sorrizinho aí e fica esperto quando estiver no Pantanal, pois este australiano pode estar ao seu lado louco para achar uma Sucuri...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-370531552746908854?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-54554171254816955882009-12-03T20:50:00.002-03:002009-12-03T20:56:56.403-03:00<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.douradosnews.com.br/leitura.php?id=27033" target="_blank">Rede Globo corrigirá erro que irritou paraguaios</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxhPtxRe-DI/AAAAAAAABJE/RM4ZfRyz-nU/s1600-h/0000056312.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxhPtxRe-DI/AAAAAAAABJE/RM4ZfRyz-nU/s400/0000056312.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411162600025028658" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Isso me fez lembrar uma piada que sempre que eu escuto dou risada.</span><br /><br />- ´Jo <span style="font-weight: bold;">soy el´ assassino paraguaio</span> e <span style="font-weight: bold;">vim para matá-lo!</span><br />- <span style="font-weight: bold;">Para que?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">- Para guaio</span>, p*#¨rra!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-5455417125481695588?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-75762407864497898892009-12-03T20:37:00.003-03:002009-12-03T20:41:50.782-03:00<a href="http://www.msnoticias.com.br/?p=ler&amp;id=28934" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Alunos do Senac/MS arrecadam mil presentes para o Papai Noel</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxhMR3FOaKI/AAAAAAAABIs/ru9by0-X8Fs/s1600-h/677331_santas_hat.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 307px; height: 253px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxhMR3FOaKI/AAAAAAAABIs/ru9by0-X8Fs/s400/677331_santas_hat.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411158822013003938" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Duro é quando os caras descobrirem que Papai Noel não existe...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-7576240786449789889?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-49744234805185961582009-12-03T20:13:00.007-03:002009-12-03T20:23:22.163-03:00<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.msnoticias.com.br/?p=ler&amp;id=28918" target="_blank">Senado aprova cadastramento de pedófilos proposto por Marisa</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxhGsfVt3OI/AAAAAAAABIk/Yzk99izA2LE/s1600-h/0290_bichos_castrar01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 235px; height: 351px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxhGsfVt3OI/AAAAAAAABIk/Yzk99izA2LE/s400/0290_bichos_castrar01.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411152682426424546" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Finalmente </span><span>alguém deu</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> uma ideia descente </span><span>de</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> cortar os ´bagos´ </span><span>desses safados</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> fora!<br /></span><span>Ahhhnnn...</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">é ca-daaas-tramento?<br />Esquece então o que eu falei!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-4974423480518596158?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-50425662114043661302009-12-02T00:01:00.002-03:002009-12-02T00:07:33.246-03:00<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://rmtonline.globo.com/noticias.asp?n=471623&amp;p=2&amp;Tipo="target="_blank">Crianças de SP batem carro e tentam fugir em trem para MS</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxXUkt47jcI/AAAAAAAABIc/rpfFobx-958/s1600/Acidente.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 411px; height: 264px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxXUkt47jcI/AAAAAAAABIc/rpfFobx-958/s400/Acidente.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5410464254614277570" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eu to falando! Pessoal que não sabe dirigir tá tudo vindo pra cá...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-5042566211404366130?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-64057915722290431112009-12-01T23:08:00.004-03:002009-12-01T23:16:58.966-03:00<a href="http://msnoticias.com.br/?p=ler&amp;id=28742"target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Total de empresas abertas em novembro bate recorde em MS</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxXNpt4Yg2I/AAAAAAAABIU/aO7L6PaMvQY/s1600/closed.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 408px; height: 336px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxXNpt4Yg2I/AAAAAAAABIU/aO7L6PaMvQY/s400/closed.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5410456643929932642" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Daqui a dois anos tem mais um recorde: o de empresas <a href="http://br.hsmglobal.com/notas/55158-pequenas-empresas-batem-recorde-fal%C3%AAncias"target="_blank">fechadas</a>.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6405791572229043111?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-7761344417454563782009-12-01T23:04:00.003-03:002009-12-01T23:05:35.724-03:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">Da série "Jornalismo regional: fazendo sua própria regra"</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxXLJrEvKXI/AAAAAAAABIM/xGO1dIA4zxI/s1600/escandalo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 69px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxXLJrEvKXI/AAAAAAAABIM/xGO1dIA4zxI/s400/escandalo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5410453894397372786" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-776134441745456378?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-57479640025718818512009-12-01T22:49:00.003-03:002009-12-01T22:57:53.815-03:00<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://oglobo.globo.com/rio/rio2016/mat/2009/11/30/robin-williams-faz-piada-da-vitoria-do-rio-para-sediar-as-olimpiadas-de-2016-no-programa-de-david-letterman-914985398.asp" target="_blank">Robin Williams diz que Rio só venceu disputa pelas Olimpíadas porque teria enviado “50 strippers e meio quilo de pó para Copenhague”</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxXIe7eSboI/AAAAAAAABIE/Cn8v91yuJJg/s1600/patch-adams.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 405px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxXIe7eSboI/AAAAAAAABIE/Cn8v91yuJJg/s400/patch-adams.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5410450961041878658" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Chicago não enviou ninguém...Estavam todos no Iraque!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-5747964002571881851?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-35767338897848583622009-12-01T16:24:00.001-03:002009-12-01T16:26:32.993-03:00<a href="http://www.midiamax.com/view.php?mat_id=579953" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jovem armado é preso após populares gritarem "Pega Ladrão"</span></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Isso me fez lembrar algo...</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JplXeZyzDaQ&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JplXeZyzDaQ&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-3576733889784858362?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-61802535252354761622009-11-30T16:11:00.000-03:002009-12-01T16:12:24.056-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Enquanto isso na academia do São Paulo Futebol Clube...</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxVqgbl3-kI/AAAAAAAABH8/fjut58MULYM/s1600/richarlyson292280.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 386px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SxVqgbl3-kI/AAAAAAAABH8/fjut58MULYM/s400/richarlyson292280.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5410347632750492226" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6180253525235476162?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-60953634074380124742009-11-27T07:00:00.000-03:002009-11-27T07:00:01.328-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Eae, tudo azul meu povo?</span> Pro pessoal que já tá em ritmo de férias, e pra aqueles que tão em semana de prova sonhando com praia, sombra e água fresca...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Original </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">- Tudo Azul -</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Lulu Santos </span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UymWIJZDP4U&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UymWIJZDP4U&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Versão - Tudo Azul - Cajamanga<br /></span><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/q5oSYbc8mVk&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/q5oSYbc8mVk&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6095363407438012474?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-78615150623772661052009-11-27T06:16:00.000-03:002009-11-27T06:16:00.485-03:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ipRLjfZqQBY&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ipRLjfZqQBY&amp;hl=pt_BR&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Só falta domingo ele abrir Flamengo e Corinthians com um "Bem amigos da Rede Band!".</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-7861515062377266105?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-42724185379559010262009-11-26T22:07:00.004-03:002009-11-26T22:11:23.426-03:00<a href="http://www.pmcg.ms.gov.br/index.php?s=30&amp;location=2&amp;idNot=15910"target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Desde instalação de câmeras, assaltos a ônibus caíram 28%</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw8mzWyPyMI/AAAAAAAABH0/0ZmBYaE84b4/s1600/camera.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw8mzWyPyMI/AAAAAAAABH0/0ZmBYaE84b4/s400/camera.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408584341226768578" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Os assaltos diminuiram por causa das câmeras?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pronto!</span> É só<span style="font-weight: bold;"> instalar</span> algumas dessas <span style="font-weight: bold;">em Brasília e tá ´safo´...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-4272418537955901026?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-1495644117653497352009-11-26T21:57:00.004-03:002009-11-26T22:03:40.331-03:00<a href="http://www.jornalcapital.com.br/portal/index.php?numPage=2&amp;idMateria=19634&amp;idColunista=3&amp;pagina=1&amp;filtro=2" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Adiada campanha que fixaria orquídeas no terminal rodoviário</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw8kmavRzfI/AAAAAAAABHs/WFAVRWWkI_k/s1600/orquidea_1194_1440x900.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 406px; height: 250px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw8kmavRzfI/AAAAAAAABHs/WFAVRWWkI_k/s400/orquidea_1194_1440x900.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408581919926504946" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Eu <a href="http://humorena.blogspot.com/2009/11/gayson.html" target="_blank">avisei</a>...</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:85%;" >OBS:</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> Será que tem a ver com uma certa <a href="http://globoesporte.globo.com/Esportes/Noticias/Times/Goias/0,,MUL1393165-9867,00-IARLEY+PROMETE+AJUDAR+O+INTER+CONTRA+O+SAO+PAULO+SOU+COLORADO+ORA.html" target="_blank">declaração goiana</a>?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-149564411765349735?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-64557954458462220842009-11-26T21:32:00.007-03:002009-11-26T21:48:46.745-03:00<a href="http://msnoticias.com.br/?p=ler&amp;id=28354"><span style="font-weight: bold;" target="_blank">MS terá empresa de matrizes de ovos férteis no Cone-sul</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw8hKw4SZXI/AAAAAAAABHk/4aNjTloIVBA/s1600/traveco.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 405px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw8hKw4SZXI/AAAAAAAABHk/4aNjTloIVBA/s400/traveco.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408578146298652018" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Última vez que eu ouvi falar em matrizes de ovos férteis com Cone-sul deu um rolo fenomenal!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6455795445846222084?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-90610927865905718342009-11-26T17:14:00.003-03:002009-11-26T17:24:27.026-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Da série "Baseado em fatos reais"</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw7ilzT3UAI/AAAAAAAABHU/4jAfMV5N1ws/s1600/vestido-verde-para-casamento-peep-toe-DM-e-acess%C3%B3rios-para-uma-m%C3%A3e-de-noiva-especial.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 151px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw7ilzT3UAI/AAAAAAAABHU/4jAfMV5N1ws/s400/vestido-verde-para-casamento-peep-toe-DM-e-acess%C3%B3rios-para-uma-m%C3%A3e-de-noiva-especial.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408509341575106562" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Em algum dia ouvindo conversas de bar</span><br /><br />- Amiga, quando eu<span style="font-weight: bold;"> casar</span> quero entrar na Igreja com um <span style="font-weight: bold;">vestido champagne</span> bem lindo!<br /><br />- <span style="font-weight: bold;">Credo</span>, você quer mesmo <span style="font-weight: bold;">casar de verde?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Quando a pessoa é cachaceira e já associa com a garrafa dá nisso...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-9061092786590571834?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-31657968344725326332009-11-26T17:07:00.003-03:002009-11-26T19:39:45.293-03:00<a href="http://www.portalms.com.br/noticias/Orquideas-vao-compor-a-paisagem-do-novo-Terminal-Rodoviario/Campo-Grande/Geral/959567365.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Orquídeas vão compor a paisagem do novo Terminal Rodoviário</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw7g0Mdex_I/AAAAAAAABHM/TGRDxVEPZek/s1600/0,,14974714-EX,00.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 408px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw7g0Mdex_I/AAAAAAAABHM/TGRDxVEPZek/s400/0,,14974714-EX,00.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408507389821241330" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Primeiro foi a festa sexta passada na Praça do Rádio, agora essa decoração. Povo fica aí comemorando título antecipado... pode se dar mal!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-3165796834472532633?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-29273111876695091072009-11-26T16:33:00.003-03:002009-11-26T16:40:56.396-03:00<a href="http://www.midiamax.com/view.php?mat_id=574580" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ladrão dorme em fusca roubado, é acordado por PMs e preso</span></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Flagrado durmindo dentro de um carro, um homem de 29 anos foi detido pela Polícia Militar de Corumbá por volta das 6 horas desta quinta-feira, 26 de novembro, no bairro Nossa Fátima, parte alta da cidade de Corumbá</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw7YHo68J7I/AAAAAAAABHE/94gGrVGqPNc/s1600/dormindo3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 406px; height: 252px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw7YHo68J7I/AAAAAAAABHE/94gGrVGqPNc/s400/dormindo3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408497828273858482" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">O mais incrível não é o cara durmir...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">É o cara durmir num fusca, fechado, em pleno 'frio' corumbaense!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-2927311187669509107?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-61329307957923785202009-11-25T19:05:00.003-03:002009-11-25T19:08:32.515-03:00<a href="http://rmtonline.globo.com/noticias.asp?n=470934&amp;p=2&amp;Tipo=" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Confiança do consumidor é a maior desde maio de 2008</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw2ql2XJkiI/AAAAAAAABG8/Yl8bH8vegJ8/s1600/tasmania_pensativo.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 350px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw2ql2XJkiI/AAAAAAAABG8/Yl8bH8vegJ8/s400/tasmania_pensativo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408166294766326306" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ah! Será?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6132930795792378520?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-60565971269547528512009-11-25T18:53:00.002-03:002009-11-25T18:57:34.029-03:00<a href="http://www.msnoticias.com.br/?p=ler&amp;id=28165" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Senac/MS presta atendimento gratuito de depilação em CG</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw2nmTMU6RI/AAAAAAAABG0/rAS-X3e47LM/s1600/ca-dca537fbd630f229d7274cc00833c42f.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 407px; height: 270px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw2nmTMU6RI/AAAAAAAABG0/rAS-X3e47LM/s400/ca-dca537fbd630f229d7274cc00833c42f.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408163003970677010" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Previsão:</span> Tony Ramos anuncia vinda a Campo Grande.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6056597126954752851?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-90406549354720490312009-11-25T17:50:00.008-03:002009-11-25T18:56:56.077-03:00<a href="http://www.midiamax.com/view.php?mat_id=574277" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Trânsito é espaço de convivência social que requer negociação, analisa especialista</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw2Y1Z9N8LI/AAAAAAAABGs/W4IxoRgM8IU/s1600/briga-de-transito.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 285px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/Sw2Y1Z9N8LI/AAAAAAAABGs/W4IxoRgM8IU/s400/briga-de-transito.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408146770809974962" border="0" /></a>***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Qual a melhor maneira de agir educadamente após um acidente de trânsito?<br /><br />a) </span><span>Por obséquio, irmão, ligue a p*%$rra da seta quando for virar...</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />b) </span><span>Então foi o senhor o querido animal que bateu em meu veículo?</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br />c) </span><span>Tens merda na cabeça, caro amigo?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">d) </span>Não viste o pare, nobre senhorita da mãe rapariga?<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-9040654935472049031?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-82652774451431840522009-11-24T00:21:00.005-03:002009-11-24T07:09:55.104-03:00<a href="http://www.correiodoestado.com.br/?conteudo=destaque_detalhe&amp;destaque_id=10976" target="_blank"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Presídio Federal de Campo Grande ainda tem 59 vagas disponíveis</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SwtR0_S85OI/AAAAAAAABGk/TGaCP_xbw7A/s1600/ladroes-irmaos-metralha.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407505748374381794" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 286px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SwtR0_S85OI/AAAAAAAABGk/TGaCP_xbw7A/s400/ladroes-irmaos-metralha.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">***</span><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">O jeito é abrir concurso para traficantes dos Morros do Cantagalo, do Alemão, entre outros.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-8265277445143184052?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-74131294170064873532009-11-24T00:10:00.001-03:002009-11-24T07:09:32.810-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SwtLm9JQnZI/AAAAAAAABGM/z5g-iXAqB1I/s1600/ueza.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407498910208925074" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; WIDTH: 371px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 57px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SwtLm9JQnZI/AAAAAAAABGM/z5g-iXAqB1I/s400/ueza.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">***</span><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Ueza? Acho que homenagearam o cara errado...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-7413129417006487353?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-62973617738998664902009-11-24T00:01:00.001-03:002009-11-24T00:03:40.233-03:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Da série "Títulos mal pensados"</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.esportems.com.br/ultimas_det.php?id=46899&amp;temfoto=N" target="_blank"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Brasil é tetracampeão na Copa do Mundo de Areia</span></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SwtM_GYdyuI/AAAAAAAABGU/VBn1EH-3A50/s1600/200801020215108.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 243px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SwtM_GYdyuI/AAAAAAAABGU/VBn1EH-3A50/s400/200801020215108.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407500424517110498" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">***</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">E haja areia!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-6297361773899866490?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5281610900130878960.post-5283298878230132402009-11-24T00:00:00.003-03:002009-11-24T00:28:03.944-03:00<a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://rmtonline.globo.com/noticias.asp?n=470715&amp;p=2"target="_blank">Puccinelli faz balanço e mostra a empresários principais investimentos</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SwtPkaxcJOI/AAAAAAAABGc/gODTYIW3lcM/s1600/puccinelli.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__POV2_Usmmg/SwtPkaxcJOI/AAAAAAAABGc/gODTYIW3lcM/s400/puccinelli.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407503264668984546" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />***<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sinceramente, esse título não ficou dos mais másculos...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5281610900130878960-528329887823013240?l=humorena.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>HUMORenahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08296896429623963148noreply@blogger.com